In an astonishing turn of events, the Lunch Ladies, former underdogs, and despised by young and old alike, have let their recent success go to their heads.
Van, a fan they flirted with while their writer/producer Clarissa was blabbing about her new book at the Tulsa American Film Fest, explains:
"I loved Lunch Ladies so much, it left me wanting more and asking why, why, why isn't it a full film? It ended so fast it left me feeling like I was just dumped out of a relationship I wanted to last... Why did it end? Was it something I said?"
No Van, it is not something you said. The Lunch Ladies are stuck up b*tches.
Apparently, after the Lunch Ladies' recent wins at Animal Film Fest in Morelia, Mexico* where they coerced two awards out of confused judges: Best International Short and Best Editing for Amelia Allwarden, the Lunch Ladies have turned into full-on snobs.
Said Seretta, applying her fake eyelashes with Gorilla Glue: "We are amazing. Beyond amazing. Incredibly amazing. God, we are so amazing."
Said LouAnne, working her biceps by lifting two bloody, rusty, circular saws: "Sorry Van to leave you hanging in our relationship, but there's always Tinder."
Meanwhile, folks across the world have been asking: "If the Lunch Ladies are that d*mn amazing why the h*ll are they still working at Melvin High for chicken scratch and not as Johnny Depp's personal chefs?"
*The Lunch Ladies have tormented Mexico by screening there seven times in the past two years: Mórbido Fest, Feratum Fest, 24 Risas Por Segundo, KINÉ, Muestra Internacional de Cortometraje Puebla, Post Mortem (where they won Honorable Mention Red - 2nd Place), Stuff MX, and of course, Animal Film Fest.
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In other announcements, the Lunch Ladies will be back in New Orleans with NOLA Horror Fest, and organizer, Bill Spataro, for the Crescent City Spook Show! Details HERE!
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