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Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 8, 20201 min read

WTF Book Talk At Clermont-Ferrand Film Festival - Lunch Ladies Demand Front Row Seats And Swag Bags

The Lunch Ladies are demanding front row seats and swag bags after learning that their writer/producer, Clarissa Jacobson, will be...

Clarissa Jacobson

Nov 20, 20191 min read

Japan! Lunch Ladies To Stream on Channel Osorezone After Shipping Sushi Pot Pie To Japanese Execs

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been wearing Kabuki make up to Melvin High and studying the ancient art of Japanese...

Clarissa Jacobson

Nov 4, 20191 min read

Troma Now! Lunch Ladies Picket Troma Offices And Flash Lloyd Kaufman

JUST IN! Audiences around the world are horrified after learning the Lunch Ladies have continued their quest for global domination by...

Clarissa Jacobson

Oct 16, 20192 min read

Fan Feels Like He Was Dumped By The Lunch Ladies Who Win At Animal Film Fest And Are Now Stuck Up

In an astonishing turn of events, the Lunch Ladies, former underdogs, and despised by young and old alike, have let their recent success...

Clarissa Jacobson

Sep 4, 20192 min read

Lunch Ladies Schmooze Their Way Onto Hellarious Blu-Ray Anthology - Piss Off A Very Important Film

Top sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies, who have been wreaking havoc for two straight years, have now pissed off A Very...

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 29, 20192 min read

Old News! Lunch Ladies Screens On Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Show - Crew Avoids Tapas

Old News, but sh*t you need to know! The Lunch Ladies garnered a spot on Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Program and showed up to set with...

Clarissa Jacobson

May 14, 20192 min read

Inspired by Wile E. Coyote, Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks All At Once

Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks!

Mathilda Todd McSweeney

May 10, 20192 min read

"I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It" - Obnoxious Lunch Ladies Catalyst For Book

"I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It - (a guide to film festivals, promotion and surviving the ride)."

Clarissa Jacobson

Apr 1, 20192 min read

ORANGE ALERT! Lunch Ladies Now On ShortsTV - Dept. Of Homeland Security - "Act Of Terrorism"

ORANGE ALERT! The Department of Homeland Security has put the country on Orange Alert after the news that the Lunch Ladies have not only...

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 18, 20192 min read

Lunch Ladies Win Nevermore's & Jay Kay's Best Horror Shorts Of 2018 - "Scr*w You, Oscars"

In a shocking display of bad sportsmanship, the Lunch Ladies - who were qualified for the 2019 Oscars but did not get a nom - have gone...