Clarissa Jacobson
Lunch Ladies Hop On Board Argo, Offer Golden Pot Pie In Lieu Of Golden Fleece
In mythology today… The ancient oracle has foretold that: The Lunch Ladies have once again* bullied their way onto a new streaming...
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Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Jan 4, 20212 min read
PBS - Lunch Ladies Go High-Brow With Flickers Rhode Island Film Fest
Causing major dissent in top hoity-toity circles around the world, the low-brow Lunch Ladies have gone high-brow to screen on Rhode...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Dec 11, 20202 min read
In Spirit Of Brando, Very Important Filmmaker Boycotts Mockfest Award Show After Lunch Ladies WINS
Breaking Story! Lunch Ladies has just WON Best of Mockfest! For many filmmakers this would be thrilling news akin to winning an Oscar,...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Dec 3, 20202 min read
Lunch Ladies Mockfest Nomination - A Very Important Filmmaker Responds To Shocking News - "WTF"
"WTF!" This is exactly what Clarissa Jacobson, auteur* of A Very Important Film (VIF) exclaimed after learning that Mockfest Film...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Dec 2, 20201 min read
Lunch Ladies Make A Mockery Out Of Mockfest By Tagging Along With A Very Important Film
IN TOP NEWS TODAY: The Lunch Ladies are once again acting like a*sholes by making a mockery out of Hollywood's Mockfest Film Festival. It...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 30, 20202 min read
SKOL! Lunch Ladies Enlist Help Of Trolls To Secure Norwegian Premiere At Ramaskrik Fest
Dagens Næringsliv has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have strong-armed their way into Norway for the Ramaskrik Film Festival after...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 1, 20201 min read
Lunch Ladies Use WWJD Hand Sanitizer Religiously - "Cleanliness Is Next To Depperness"
WWJD? What Would Johnny Do? This is what the Lunch Ladies asked after the Melvin High school year was cut short due to the quarantine and...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 14, 20202 min read
"Zero Excuses Policy" - Lunch Ladies Stream For FREE On Dark Matter TV
In Lunch Ladies news today... The dynamic duo once again shocked and disturbed the world, this time by announcing (to any poor fool that...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 12, 20202 min read
Lunch Ladies To Screen Online For Best Of BoneBat - Say They Will Follow Social Distance Guidelines
JUST IN! In an uncharacteristically altruistic move, the Lunch Ladies have announced that they will follow COVID social distancing...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 10, 20201 min read
Lunch Ladies Glom On To The World Premiere Of A Very Important Film At Unnamed Footage Fest
Defying All Logic News! The Lunch Ladies have elbowed their way into another screening; this time by glomming onto the theatrical world...
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