Clarissa Jacobson
Lunch Ladies Win Nevermore's & Jay Kay's Best Horror Shorts Of 2018 - "Scr*w You, Oscars"
In a shocking display of bad sportsmanship, the Lunch Ladies - who were qualified for the 2019 Oscars but did not get a nom - have gone...
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Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 14, 20192 min read
"VOTE FOR US PLEAZE!" Lunch Ladies Harass Folks For Votes At Gruesome Magazine
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been harassing folks like yourself everywhere to vote for them in Gruesome...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 9, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Display Awards From Women In Horror, Austin Revolution, Fargo And NOLA Horror
Winner of Two Awards At Women In Horror Audience Award for Lunch Ladies Best Performance for Donna Pieroni JUST IN! In an astounding,...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 1, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Use The Luck Of The Irish Against The Irish To Screen At Kerry Film Festival
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have used the luck of the Irish against the Irish to finagle a screening from the Kerry...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 18, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Demand Salary Raise After Wins At FilmQuest, Dragon Con And Noms From NOLA Horror
Just in! The Lunch Ladies have demanded a $2.50 weekly raise from Melvin High after winning at FilmQuest* and Dragon Con* and scoring...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 25, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Slip Wormwood Tea To Nevermore Horror & Just Celebrity Mag To Garner Killer Reviews
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have slipped Wormwood Tea to the reporters at Nevermore Horror and Just Celebrity...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 7, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Have 186 Hour Slumber Party Watching Encore! France 24 Documentary
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have had a 186 hour slumber party watching Encore! France 24's documentary about the...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 1, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Denied Red Carpet At Artemis Film Fest Even After Paying To Walk It "We're Honored"
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies were denied the red carpet at Artemis "Women In Action" Film Fest even after paying to...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 10, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies To Screen At Indiana's Skyline Drive-In - Will Come In Pajamas And OD On Concessions
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies will be screening at Indiana's Skyline Drive-In Theatre and will come in pajamas, OD on...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 29, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Miffed They Were Not Invited To Attend International News Channel France 24's Interview
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are miffed after finding out that they were not invited to attend an interview by...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 13, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Behind Natural Disasters -Writer/Producer Jacobson Warns Film Fests To Be Wary
When writer/producer Clarissa Jacobson dared to delve into the reason so many natural disasters are happening in tandem with film fests...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 5, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Use Extensive Flattery On Jean Book Nerd Blog To Get An Awesome Interview/Review
Dark web sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have used extensive flattery to get themselves an awesome interview/review from...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 2, 20181 min read
Extra Features Podcast Reeling After Lunch Ladies Send Suspicious Pot Pie "Eat This Or Interview Us"
Extra Features Podcast is reeling after they told the Lunch Ladies they didn't want anything to do with them then were sent a suspicious...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 28, 20181 min read
Horror Happens Radio Host Jay Kay Admits "Sh*t Happens" After Interviewing Lunch Ladies Writer/Prod
Jay Kay of Horror Happens Radio has admitted that he interviewed Clarissa Jacobson, the writer/producer of Lunch Ladies, and has no...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 15, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Develop Huge Egos After Winning Best North American Short At Nevermore Film Fest - &quo
The Lunch Ladies have developed huge egos after winning "Best North American Short" at Nevermore Film Fest. Apparently, the women are...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 19, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Threaten To Flash Scottish Website Popcorn Horror - Score Great Review
In a stunning turn of events, The Lunch Ladies have forced the hand of Scottish website - Popcorn Horror - to give them a great review by...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 1, 20172 min read
Writer/Producer Travels 1,850 Miles to See The Lunch Ladies in Mexico and Fails
Writer/Producer Clarissa Jacobson smiles on the red carpet 24 hours before failing massively to see the Lunch Ladies international...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 27, 20171 min read
Ubiquitous Horror Discovers Where Lunch Ladies Hides The Body
Ubiquitous Horror - Journalist Siobahn Harris' website of insightful horror movie reviews and thoughts on all things that bring the fear...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 14, 20172 min read
Review by Glenn Strange: Lunch Ladies: Horror Served Fresh!
Being a lunch lady ain't easy. As a lunch lady you have to deal with everything from bratty high schoolers, to overpaid, power tripping...
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