#SilverScreamFest

Clarissa Jacobson

Feb 20, 20182 min read

Famous Monsters Silver Scream Fest Awards Lunch Ladies Best Short After They Cut Tantrum And Create

The dark web has confirmed that the Famous Monsters Silver Scream Film Fest awarded the Lunch Ladies Best Short soon after the women cut...

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 5, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Manifest Great Review From Midnight Horror Show - "This Positive Thinking Crap Works!"

Reports have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have pulled off an incredible feat of mind power by MANIFESTING an awesome review from...

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 4, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Thrilled to Get First Lousy Rating on IMDb - "Haters Are Awesome"

The Lunch Ladies are celebrating after getting their first "1" rating on IMDb. Said Seretta, puffing on a cigarillo: "It was really...

Clarissa Jacobson

Dec 21, 20171 min read

Lunch Ladies Worried Santa Won't Bring Them Johnny Depp Collector Mugs They Asked For

The Lunch Ladies have had a fantastic year. Bribing, Lying, Cheating, Stealing, Murder, a few film fests... everything has been so...

Clarissa Jacobson

Dec 18, 20171 min read

JUST IN! Lunch Ladies Take Hip Hop From Film's Choreographer Monika Smith In Effort To Be "Fly"

With the holidays and several film fests looming - Famous Monsters Silver Scream, Flickerfest, the à la carte section of Clermont-Ferrand...

Clarissa Jacobson

Dec 6, 20172 min read

Lunch Ladies Contemplate Selection of Famous Monsters Silver Scream Fest - "We Are Not Monsters"

The Lunch Ladies got the news this week that the Silver SCREAM Festival wants to see them front and center in February 2018 for the...