Clarissa Jacobson
Lunch Ladies Display Awards From Women In Horror, Austin Revolution, Fargo And NOLA Horror
Winner of Two Awards At Women In Horror Audience Award for Lunch Ladies Best Performance for Donna Pieroni JUST IN! In an astounding,...
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Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 1, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Use The Luck Of The Irish Against The Irish To Screen At Kerry Film Festival
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have used the luck of the Irish against the Irish to finagle a screening from the Kerry...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 18, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Demand Salary Raise After Wins At FilmQuest, Dragon Con And Noms From NOLA Horror
Just in! The Lunch Ladies have demanded a $2.50 weekly raise from Melvin High after winning at FilmQuest* and Dragon Con* and scoring...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 29, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Win Two Awards At Crimson Horror Film Fest - People Are Really Getting Sick Of Them
The int'l spy network has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have won Best Short and Best Actress at the Crimson Screen Horror Film Fest and...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 3, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Furious At Nomination For Best Special EFX Award From Crimson Screen Horror Fest
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are furious after their SFX team received a nomination for Best Special...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 29, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Threaten Gore Maestro Matt Falletta "You Will Attend Nevermore Film Festival Or Else"
In typical Hollywood backstabbing behavior, The Lunch Ladies have threatened their very own Matt Falletta - SFX Supervisor and Exec....
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 21, 20171 min read
Zombie Girl Takes A Break From Gnawing A Femur To Growl "Lunch Ladies is My New Fave Dark Comedy"
Journalist, Los Angeles Zombie Girl set aside a bloody femur and forwent her usual dessert of Flesh McNuggets to scribble up a delicious...
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