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Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 9, 20181 min read
Itz Movies Feels Sorry For Lunch Ladies, Interviews Them & Regrets It - "Our New BFF"
Reports have surfaced that the Lunch Ladies have "glommed" on to Blogger, Anais Arias of ItzMovies after she interviewed them while they...



Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 5, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Use Extensive Flattery On Jean Book Nerd Blog To Get An Awesome Interview/Review
Dark web sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have used extensive flattery to get themselves an awesome interview/review from...



Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 14, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Flabbergasted - Get A+ From Film Threat Without Cheating - Check Into Mental Hospital
The Lunch Ladies are flabbergasted and have checked themselves into a Mental Hospital after having received the first A+ they've ever...



Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 5, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Manifest Great Review From Midnight Horror Show - "This Positive Thinking Crap Works!"
Reports have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have pulled off an incredible feat of mind power by MANIFESTING an awesome review from...


Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 4, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Thrilled to Get First Lousy Rating on IMDb - "Haters Are Awesome"
The Lunch Ladies are celebrating after getting their first "1" rating on IMDb. Said Seretta, puffing on a cigarillo: "It was really...


Clarissa Jacobson
Dec 21, 20171 min read
Lunch Ladies Worried Santa Won't Bring Them Johnny Depp Collector Mugs They Asked For
The Lunch Ladies have had a fantastic year. Bribing, Lying, Cheating, Stealing, Murder, a few film fests... everything has been so...


Clarissa Jacobson
Dec 19, 20171 min read
Lunch Ladies Couldn't Care Less About Mammoth Film Fest Selection - "We Wanna Hot Tub & Snowboard"
Dark web sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are acting super excited about being selected to screen at the Mammoth Film Fest -...
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