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Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 26, 20182 min read
Newest Hairnet Club Member Tells Lunch Ladies She Dreams Of A World Where Every Cat Has A Hairnet
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies' newest Hairnet Club member, a silky black cat by the name of Jaeger, told the women that she dreams of a...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 13, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Apologize For The Inconvenience To We Apologize For The Inconvenience Show
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have apologized to the We Apologize For The Inconvenience Show (WAFTI) for the...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 4, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Verklempt After Hot Male Joins Their Hairnet Club
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are verklempt after a hot male named Maverick joined their Hairnet Club. Apparently,...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 4, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Start Hairnet Club - First 25 To Sign Up Get Free Hairnet
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have started their own Hairnet Club in an effort to legitimize the bastard child of...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 20, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Hold A Fan Art Competition And It Backfires - Only Three Entries: "Whatever"
The Lunch Ladies are licking their wounds after promoting a fan art competition to design "Hairnet Nation" stickers and receiving only...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 9, 20171 min read
The Night Owl Chronicles Compete With Lunch Ladies For Johnny Depp!
It's no secret there's been a bit of competition between the Lunch Ladies and the Garcia Sisters, writers of the spine tingling edge of...
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