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Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 15, 20182 min read
The Oracle Has Spoken! Lunch Ladies At Anatomy Horror, Buried Alive, Vortex, Á Nous De Voir...
THE LUNCH LADIES CANNOT BE STOPPED! Film Fests: Anatomy Crime & Horror, Freak Show, Buried Alive, Bull City, IKUSKA, Flickers' Vortex,...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 9, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Display Awards From Women In Horror, Austin Revolution, Fargo And NOLA Horror
Winner of Two Awards At Women In Horror Audience Award for Lunch Ladies Best Performance for Donna Pieroni JUST IN! In an astounding,...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 18, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Demand Salary Raise After Wins At FilmQuest, Dragon Con And Noms From NOLA Horror
Just in! The Lunch Ladies have demanded a $2.50 weekly raise from Melvin High after winning at FilmQuest* and Dragon Con* and scoring...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 6, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Women In Horror Film Fest After Spouting Dry Feminist Theory 24/7
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to Atlanta's Women In Horror Film Fest (WHIFF) after spouting dry feminist...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 25, 20182 min read
Twofer Lunch Ladies Happy As Clams After Conning Both Dragon Con and MABO Film Fest Into A Selection
The Lunch Ladies are happy as clams after conning both Dragon Con Independent Film Fest in Atlanta and Festival de Cortometrajes MABO in...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 9, 20172 min read
JUST IN: Lunch Ladies Rumored to Have Bribed Atlanta Horror Film Fest With Homemade Peach Pie
In a shocking exposé released today on the dark web, it was revealed that The Lunch Ladies may have bribed the Atlanta Horror Film...
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