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Shocking Exposé! Canal+ Picks Up Brazen Lunch Ladies After They Flirt With Them At Clermont-Ferrand

Clarissa Jacobson

Nov 13, 20182 min read

Shocking Exposé! Canal+ Picks Up Brazen Lunch Ladies After They Flirt With Them At Clermont-Ferrand

Shocking Exposé! Canal+, the French Premium Cable Channel, has admittedly picked up the Lunch Ladies for Top Of The Shorts and MyCanal...

The Oracle Has Spoken! Lunch Ladies At Anatomy Horror, Buried Alive, Vortex, Á Nous De Voir...

Clarissa Jacobson

Oct 15, 20182 min read

The Oracle Has Spoken! Lunch Ladies At Anatomy Horror, Buried Alive, Vortex, Á Nous De Voir...

THE LUNCH LADIES CANNOT BE STOPPED! Film Fests: Anatomy Crime & Horror, Freak Show, Buried Alive, Bull City, IKUSKA, Flickers' Vortex,...

Lunch Ladies Head To Fenêtres Sur Courts in Dijon After Exhausting Them With "Pass The Grey Poupon"

Clarissa Jacobson

Sep 20, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Head To Fenêtres Sur Courts in Dijon After Exhausting Them With "Pass The Grey Poupon"

JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies are heading to France again, this time for Fenêtres Sur Courts in Dijon, after exhausting programmers with...

Lunch Ladies Head To Réunion Island In Indian Ocean for Soirée Du Court Film Fest - Volcano Erupts

Clarissa Jacobson

Sep 19, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Head To Réunion Island In Indian Ocean for Soirée Du Court Film Fest - Volcano Erupts

The dark web has confirmed that a volcano has erupted in fury on Réunion Island after the discovery that the Lunch Ladies will be...

Lunch Ladies Pull A Fast One - Go To Strasbourg Fantastic Fest By Cashing In On Frequent Flier Miles

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 29, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Pull A Fast One - Go To Strasbourg Fantastic Fest By Cashing In On Frequent Flier Miles

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have pulled a fast one and are heading to Strasbourg European Fantastic Film Festival by...

Lunch Ladies DUPED By Clermont-Ferrand! Head To Korea For SESIFF

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 27, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies DUPED By Clermont-Ferrand! Head To Korea For SESIFF

Reports are confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to Asia again after being duped by Clermont-Ferrand Film Fest into believing they...

Lunch Ladies Head To Paris For L'Étrange Festival After Cutting An Incredible Deal With Them

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 17, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Head To Paris For L'Étrange Festival After Cutting An Incredible Deal With Them

The Lunch Ladies have made it to Paris for the L'Étrange Festival after cutting an incredible deal with programmers: "Screen us or end up...

Lunch Ladies Have 186 Hour Slumber Party Watching Encore! France 24 Documentary

Clarissa Jacobson

May 7, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Have 186 Hour Slumber Party Watching Encore! France 24 Documentary

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have had a 186 hour slumber party watching Encore! France 24's documentary about the...

Lunch Ladies Still Plaguing Clermont-Ferrand Programmers - Tag Along To La Criée Tout Court Fest

Clarissa Jacobson

Apr 17, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Still Plaguing Clermont-Ferrand Programmers - Tag Along To La Criée Tout Court Fest

The dark web has confirmed that Clermont-Ferrand Film Fest is stuck with the Lunch Ladies again and are lamenting "We'll never get rid of...

Lunch Ladies Head To France Again - Glom Unto Détours en Cinécourt Film Fest

Clarissa Jacobson

Apr 16, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Head To France Again - Glom Unto Détours en Cinécourt Film Fest

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to France again; this time by glomming on to Détours en Cinécourt in...

Lunch Ladies Miffed They Were Not Invited To Attend International News Channel France 24's Interview

Clarissa Jacobson

Mar 29, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Miffed They Were Not Invited To Attend International News Channel France 24's Interview

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are miffed after finding out that they were not invited to attend an interview by...

Lunch Ladies Behind Natural Disasters -Writer/Producer Jacobson Warns Film Fests To Be Wary

Clarissa Jacobson

Mar 13, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Behind Natural Disasters -Writer/Producer Jacobson Warns Film Fests To Be Wary

When writer/producer Clarissa Jacobson dared to delve into the reason so many natural disasters are happening in tandem with film fests...

TSA Stops Lunch Ladies Writer/Producer On Way To France Bearing Bloody Lunch Lady Gifts

Clarissa Jacobson

Feb 9, 20182 min read

TSA Stops Lunch Ladies Writer/Producer On Way To France Bearing Bloody Lunch Lady Gifts

Writer/Producer Clarissa Jacobson was recently stopped by LAX airport security on her way to the Clermont-Ferrand Film Fest in France. ...

Lunch Ladies Manifest Great Review From Midnight Horror Show - "This Positive Thinking Crap Works!"

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 5, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Manifest Great Review From Midnight Horror Show - "This Positive Thinking Crap Works!"

Reports have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have pulled off an incredible feat of mind power by MANIFESTING an awesome review from...

Lunch Ladies Thrilled to Get First Lousy Rating on IMDb - "Haters Are Awesome"

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 4, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Thrilled to Get First Lousy Rating on IMDb - "Haters Are Awesome"

The Lunch Ladies are celebrating after getting their first "1" rating on IMDb. Said Seretta, puffing on a cigarillo: "It was really...

Lunch Ladies Worried Santa Won't Bring Them Johnny Depp Collector Mugs They Asked For

Clarissa Jacobson

Dec 21, 20171 min read

Lunch Ladies Worried Santa Won't Bring Them Johnny Depp Collector Mugs They Asked For

The Lunch Ladies have had a fantastic year. Bribing, Lying, Cheating, Stealing, Murder, a few film fests... everything has been so...

Lunch Ladies To Crash France's Prestigious Clermont-Ferrand Short Film Fest - "Try And Stop Us"

Clarissa Jacobson

Dec 12, 20172 min read

Lunch Ladies To Crash France's Prestigious Clermont-Ferrand Short Film Fest - "Try And Stop Us"

For the past thirty-years the Lunch Ladies have been trying desperately to get to France where cuisine reigns supreme and they'll be able...

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