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Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 15, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Official Selection of Kyiv Fest - Head to Ukraine With Special Gift Of Chicken Kiev
The Lunch Ladies are ecstatic to be heading to the Ukraine for the 7th Annual Kyiv International Short Film Fest and have warned, er......
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 14, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Nominated For Two Awards At Hexploitation Film Fest - Under Investigation By Mounties
The Lunch Ladies, who are rumored to dabble in witchcraft, are under investigation by the Canadian Mounted Police after pulling off a...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 13, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Behind Natural Disasters -Writer/Producer Jacobson Warns Film Fests To Be Wary
When writer/producer Clarissa Jacobson dared to delve into the reason so many natural disasters are happening in tandem with film fests...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 12, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Go To Hungary's Friss Hús Fest - Plan To Deface Graves Of Producer Weber's Relatives
The Lunch Ladies are celebrating with Bull's Blood after they got the news that they will be screening at the 6th Annual Friss Hús...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 8, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Germany For 20minmax International Short Film Fest - Will Drink Lots Of Lager
The Lunch Ladies are bouncing off the walls with excitement after getting the news that they will finally have their German Premiere in...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 7, 20181 min read
Lazy Lunch Ladies Pull A Tom Sawyer -Trick Canadian Sales Rep Ouat Media Into Doing Their Dirty Work
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been partying all night after tricking the Canadian Sales Rep - Ouat...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 6, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Laugh In The Face Of Triskaidekaphobia To Screen At Monsterpalooza On Friday The 13th
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have laughed in the face of Triskaidekaphobia after the recent news that...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 1, 20182 min read
The President Of Mexico Pardons The Lunch Ladies - Allows Them Back Into The Country For KINÉ Fest
The Lunch Ladies are thrilled to be heading back to Mexico for the KINÉ, Muestra de Cortometrajes Film Fest after President Enrique Peña...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 27, 20181 min read
Director JM Logan Fights Lunch Ladies For Stolen Oregon Scream Week Award
Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Four Square and other annoying social media websites are on fire today with the news that...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 26, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Amsterdam For Imagine Film Fest After Instructing Programmers - "No Clogs"
The Lunch Ladies received the shocking news that the 34th Annual Imagine Film Fest in Amsterdam would like them to attend. Though the...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 22, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Pester The Hell Out Of Tim Wassberg of Inside Reel Productions For An Interview - He F
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have pestered the hell out of journalist Tim Wassberg of college entertainment TV show,...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 21, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Dabble In Witchcraft - Succeed In Becoming An Official Selection Of Hexploitation Film
The Lunch Ladies are under investigation by Canadian authorities after the Hexploitation Film Fest in Ontario reported they were "hexed"...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 20, 20182 min read
Famous Monsters Silver Scream Fest Awards Lunch Ladies Best Short After They Cut Tantrum And Create
The dark web has confirmed that the Famous Monsters Silver Scream Film Fest awarded the Lunch Ladies Best Short soon after the women cut...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 19, 20181 min read
JM Logan Wins Best Director at Oregon Scream Week - Lunch Ladies Steal Award “We're Innocent”
Reports have surfaced that the Lunch Ladies have struck again, this time by stealing the best director certificate awarded to JM Logan...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 16, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies In Denial At Being Weird After Being Selected to Screen at MidWest WeirdFest
The Lunch Ladies are in denial at being weird after being selected to screen at the MidWest WeirdFest: Seretta, weirdly picking the...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 13, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Stuff Ballot Box End Up With Five Nominations From Oregon Scream Week
The dark web is investigating rumors that the Lunch Ladies have participated in election fraud on their quest to become celebrities -...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 8, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Official Selection of Artemis Women In Action Fest - Apply To Star In Next Jason Bourne
The Lunch Ladies are thrilled to be an official selection of the Artemis Women In Action Film Fest. But, according to reports from the...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 29, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Threaten Gore Maestro Matt Falletta "You Will Attend Nevermore Film Festival Or Else"
In typical Hollywood backstabbing behavior, The Lunch Ladies have threatened their very own Matt Falletta - SFX Supervisor and Exec....
Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 24, 20182 min read
National Enquirer Claims Lunch Ladies Nevermore Film Fest Selection Caused Depp, Poe Love Triangle
The Lunch Ladies are burning mad after the National Enquirer broke a story that their recent selection into the 19th Nevermore Film...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 18, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Shocked - Selection Of Santa Barbara International - "We Got In Without Lying!"
The Lunch Ladies are shocked. Reports are confirmed that the Lunch Ladies got into the 33rd Annual Santa Barbara International Fest...
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