top of page
Search
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 3, 20181 min read
Blame It On Rio! Lunch Ladies Win Best At Les Femmes And Head to Brazil's Hell De Janeiro
JUST IN! News outlets across the world are blaming it on Rio after discovering that the Lunch Ladies have scored a Best Dark Comedy Jury...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 29, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Pull A Fast One - Go To Strasbourg Fantastic Fest By Cashing In On Frequent Flier Miles
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have pulled a fast one and are heading to Strasbourg European Fantastic Film Festival by...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 28, 20181 min read
Double Whammy! Lunch Ladies Win Best Short At HorrorHound Fest And Head To Fargo Fantastic Festival
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have had a double whammy this week. They won best short at HorrorHound Film Festival and...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 27, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies DUPED By Clermont-Ferrand! Head To Korea For SESIFF
Reports are confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to Asia again after being duped by Clermont-Ferrand Film Fest into believing they...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 22, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Quebec City Film Fest To Pedal Fresh Tourtière And Bastardize French Language
Just in! The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are a selection of the Quebec City Film Festival where they will pedal fresh...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 21, 20182 min read
Another Annoying Blog - Lunch Ladies Get Three Noms At Women In Horror & To Screen At HorrorQuest
It's time for another annoying blog with some more annoying Lunch Ladies good news! The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for Best Horror...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 20, 20181 min read
Dark Lord Grants Lunch Ladies Wildest Fantasy By Forcing Germany's Fantasy Filmfest To Screen Them
Reports across the world are aflame with the news that the Lunch Ladies are an official selection of Germany's Fantasy Filmfest after The...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 17, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Paris For L'Étrange Festival After Cutting An Incredible Deal With Them
The Lunch Ladies have made it to Paris for the L'Étrange Festival after cutting an incredible deal with programmers: "Screen us or end up...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 13, 20182 min read
Amelia Allwarden Wins Best Editing At Rhode Island Int'l Film Fest - Smug Lunch Ladies
JUST IN! The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are smug after Amelia Allwarden took home Best Editing at Flickers' Rhode...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 10, 20181 min read
Breaking News! Lunch Ladies Make It To Portugal For Motel/X Film Fest After Using FADO Against Them
Breaking news! The Lunch Ladies have made it to Portugal for the MotelX Horror Festival and have done it by hijacking a Portuguese...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 7, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Annoy Everyone With Happy Dance After Six Noms From FilmQuest And Nom From HorrorHound
The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for six awards* at FilmQuest and Best Short at HorrorHound Weekend confirming reports that they are...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 6, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Women In Horror Film Fest After Spouting Dry Feminist Theory 24/7
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to Atlanta's Women In Horror Film Fest (WHIFF) after spouting dry feminist...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 3, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To New Orleans for NOLA Horror Film Fest After Using Voodoo Spell On Programmers
Once again, the Lunch Ladies have employed nefarious means to get ahead. This time it's Voodoo, and they've used it to score a selection...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 2, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To HorrorHound Weekend After Hypnotizing Programmers With A Mace And Chain
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to the largest convention in the US - HorrorHound Weekend - after...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 1, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Mexico's Feratum Fest After Holding Ritual Pot Pie Sacrifice To Aztec God
The dark web is abuzz with the news that the Lunch Ladies are heading to Mexico's Feratum Fantastic Fest after holding a ritual pot pie...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 31, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Furious That Hollywood Horrorfest Awards Alicia & Ray Ho Best Production Design
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies are hopping mad over husband-wife team Ray & Alicia Ho winning Best Production Design this past weekend at...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 30, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Barcelona As Official Selection of Filmets Fest - Determined To Bullfight
Reports are confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are an official selection of Barcelona's 44th Annual Filmets Badalona Festival and are...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 23, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies To Sport Versace Knockoff Dresses And Bloody Bangles At Mexico's 24 Risas Fest
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies will be sporting matching sequined knockoff polyester Versace gowns and Bloody Bangles* for Mexico's 24 Risas...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 20, 20182 min read
"Selfless" Lunch Ladies Head To Utah's FilmQuest Fest To Bring Back Salt For Cash-Strapped School
Could the Lunch Ladies be turning over a new leaf? The two women are being called "selfless" by reporters across the world after their...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 19, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Make It To Windy City For Chicago Horror Fest – Take Hairnet Precautions
The Lunch Ladies are thrilled to finally make it to the Windy City for the Chicago Horror Film Fest but are deeply concerned about their...
bottom of page