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Clarissa Jacobson
Dec 12, 20182 min read
Uruguay! Lunch Ladies Fly South For The Winter For Montevideo Fantástico Fest - Say "F-You, Cold"
The Lunch Ladies are almost done with their film festival run but continue to create problems. This time they have wormed their way into...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 19, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Win People's Choice At Greece's Anatomy Festival - Doctors Fear Greeks Going Senile
Medical specialists across the world are concerned one of the oldest civilizations is going senile. Apparently, Greece's dance with...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 13, 20182 min read
Shocking Exposé! Canal+ Picks Up Brazen Lunch Ladies After They Flirt With Them At Clermont-Ferrand
Shocking Exposé! Canal+, the French Premium Cable Channel, has admittedly picked up the Lunch Ladies for Top Of The Shorts and MyCanal...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 31, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Stuff MX Film Fest in Mexico City After Threatening To Open Burrito Stand
Breaking news! The Lunch Ladies are are an official selection of Stuff MX Film Festival in Mexico City after they threatened to open a...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 18, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To London For Soho Horror And Misty Moon Fest - Will Ride Double Decker Bus
Breaking news! The Lunch Ladies have finally made to London for the Soho Horror and Misty Moon Film Festivals where they will ride a...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 15, 20182 min read
The Oracle Has Spoken! Lunch Ladies At Anatomy Horror, Buried Alive, Vortex, Á Nous De Voir...
THE LUNCH LADIES CANNOT BE STOPPED! Film Fests: Anatomy Crime & Horror, Freak Show, Buried Alive, Bull City, IKUSKA, Flickers' Vortex,...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 10, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Infiltrate New York - Swim Upstream Through Finger Lakes To Crash Ithaca Fantastik Fest
IN TOP NEWS TODAY: The Lunch Ladies have infiltrated New York by swimming upstream through the Finger Lakes, crashing Ithaca Fantastik...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 9, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Display Awards From Women In Horror, Austin Revolution, Fargo And NOLA Horror
Winner of Two Awards At Women In Horror Audience Award for Lunch Ladies Best Performance for Donna Pieroni JUST IN! In an astounding,...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 8, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Garner Selection From Knoxville Horror Fest By Getting Them Drunk On Lunch Lady Whiskey
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have scored a selection at the Knoxville Horror Film Fest after getting programmers...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 4, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Spain's Nocturna Madrid After Befriending Cuddly Pal With "Great Personality"
Reports are confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are off to Nocturna Madrid International Fantastic Film Festival after befriending a cuddly...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 2, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Kansas' Tallgrass Fest By Conjuring Cyclone & Enlisting Help Of Flying Monkeys
Breaking News! The Lunch Ladies have conjured a cyclone and enlisted the help of flying monkeys to score a selection at Kansas'...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 1, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Use The Luck Of The Irish Against The Irish To Screen At Kerry Film Festival
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have used the luck of the Irish against the Irish to finagle a screening from the Kerry...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 27, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Win Big At Italy's Fano Fest - Celebrate By Stealing A Ferrari
In a shocking display of poor judgment, the Lunch Ladies have been forced to flee Italy after stealing a Ferrari and speeding through...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 25, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Score Italian Premiere At Fano Film Fest - Excited To Eat As Much Cannoli As Possible
News outlets across the world have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have scored their Italian premiere at the Fano Film Festival where...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 20, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Fenêtres Sur Courts in Dijon After Exhausting Them With "Pass The Grey Poupon"
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies are heading to France again, this time for Fenêtres Sur Courts in Dijon, after exhausting programmers with...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 19, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Réunion Island In Indian Ocean for Soirée Du Court Film Fest - Volcano Erupts
The dark web has confirmed that a volcano has erupted in fury on Réunion Island after the discovery that the Lunch Ladies will be...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 18, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Demand Salary Raise After Wins At FilmQuest, Dragon Con And Noms From NOLA Horror
Just in! The Lunch Ladies have demanded a $2.50 weekly raise from Melvin High after winning at FilmQuest* and Dragon Con* and scoring...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 17, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Cash In On The Power Of Minnesota Nice - Twin Cities Film Fest Forced To Program Them
In a shocking turn of events, the Lunch Ladies have secured a selection at the Twin Cities Film Fest after cashing in on the power of...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 12, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies A Selection Of Bend Film Fest - Hopeful They Won't Embarrass Bend Native Shayna Weber
The Lunch Ladies are flying high with their recent selection by the Bend Film Fest in Oregon and have gone on record to say they're...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 4, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Threaten Idaho Horror Film Fest Into A Selection By Pummeling Their Offices With Spuds
JUST IN! In a shocking show of poor taste, the Lunch Ladies have threatened the Idaho Horror Film Festival into a selection by pummeling...
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