#Director

Clarissa Jacobson

May 1, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Denied Red Carpet At Artemis Film Fest Even After Paying To Walk It "We're Honored"

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies were denied the red carpet at Artemis "Women In Action" Film Fest even after paying to...

Clarissa Jacobson

Feb 27, 20181 min read

Director JM Logan Fights Lunch Ladies For Stolen Oregon Scream Week Award

Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Four Square and other annoying social media websites are on fire today with the news that...

Clarissa Jacobson

Feb 19, 20181 min read

JM Logan Wins Best Director at Oregon Scream Week - Lunch Ladies Steal Award “We're Innocent”

Reports have surfaced that the Lunch Ladies have struck again, this time by stealing the best director certificate awarded to JM Logan...

Clarissa Jacobson

Feb 15, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Develop Huge Egos After Winning Best North American Short At Nevermore Film Fest - &quo

The Lunch Ladies have developed huge egos after winning "Best North American Short" at Nevermore Film Fest. Apparently, the women are...

Clarissa Jacobson

Feb 13, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Stuff Ballot Box End Up With Five Nominations From Oregon Scream Week

The dark web is investigating rumors that the Lunch Ladies have participated in election fraud on their quest to become celebrities -...

Clarissa Jacobson

Sep 27, 20171 min read

Ubiquitous Horror Discovers Where Lunch Ladies Hides The Body

Ubiquitous Horror - Journalist Siobahn Harris' website of insightful horror movie reviews and thoughts on all things that bring the fear...

Clarissa Jacobson

Sep 14, 20172 min read

Review by Glenn Strange: Lunch Ladies: Horror Served Fresh!

Being a lunch lady ain't easy. As a lunch lady you have to deal with everything from bratty high schoolers, to overpaid, power tripping...

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 17, 20171 min read

BREAKING NEWS! Lunch Ladies Filmmakers Busted On The Red Carpet

It happened at the HollyShorts Red Carpet line up for filmmakers on Saturday night. JM Logan, Director, Donna Pieroni, Lead Actress....

Clarissa Jacobson

Jun 28, 20171 min read

Sneak PEAK Lunch Ladies Score

This is what we like to refer to as a Sneak PEAK because it was the PEAK of our year. Maybe of the last two years. Hell, let's be...

Clarissa Jacobson

Jun 27, 20171 min read

Hell Yeah That Happened!

JM (Josh) the director, Amelia the editor, and myself the writer/producer, just tuned into something pretty amazing - a live feed of the...