#Canada

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 22, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Head To Quebec City Film Fest To Pedal Fresh Tourtière And Bastardize French Language

Just in! The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are a selection of the Quebec City Film Festival where they will pedal fresh...

Clarissa Jacobson

Apr 23, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Interviewed By MUFF Society - Discuss The Depper But Avoid Topic Of Murder

Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been interviewed by the Monthly Underground Female Film Society aka...

Clarissa Jacobson

Mar 26, 20181 min read

Breaking News! Lunch Ladies Win At Hexploitation Fest: "Just Give Them The Award & End This Curse"

Breaking News! The Lunch Ladies have pulled off their third and final hex at Hexploitation Film Fest to take home Best Comedic Short. ...

Clarissa Jacobson

Mar 21, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Head To Canada For Calgary Underground Film Fest - Drive Programmers Nuts Saying "Eh?"

The Lunch Ladies are celebrating an easy victory after receiving the news that they're an official selection of the 15th Annual Calgary...

Clarissa Jacobson

Mar 14, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Nominated For Two Awards At Hexploitation Film Fest - Under Investigation By Mounties

The Lunch Ladies, who are rumored to dabble in witchcraft, are under investigation by the Canadian Mounted Police after pulling off a...

Clarissa Jacobson

Mar 13, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Behind Natural Disasters -Writer/Producer Jacobson Warns Film Fests To Be Wary

When writer/producer Clarissa Jacobson dared to delve into the reason so many natural disasters are happening in tandem with film fests...

Clarissa Jacobson

Mar 7, 20181 min read

Lazy Lunch Ladies Pull A Tom Sawyer -Trick Canadian Sales Rep Ouat Media Into Doing Their Dirty Work

Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been partying all night after tricking the Canadian Sales Rep - Ouat...

Clarissa Jacobson

Feb 21, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Dabble In Witchcraft - Succeed In Becoming An Official Selection Of Hexploitation Film

The Lunch Ladies are under investigation by Canadian authorities after the Hexploitation Film Fest in Ontario reported they were "hexed"...