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Clarissa Jacobson
May 1, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Denied Red Carpet At Artemis Film Fest Even After Paying To Walk It "We're Honored"
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies were denied the red carpet at Artemis "Women In Action" Film Fest even after paying to...



Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 30, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Win At BoneBat "Comedy Of Horrors" Fest After Spiking Judge's Organic Coffee
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have won Viewers Choice Award for Best Live Action Short at BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors"...



Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 6, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Official Selection Of Crimson Screen Fest After Delivering Programmers Tainted Clover
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are celebrating with some Joan Jett karaoke after successfully delivering...



Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 3, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Win At Glasgow Horror Fest After Bravely Eating Haggis And Liking It
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been awarded Honorable Mention in Glasgow Horror Fest's Breakout Shorts Section...


Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 26, 20181 min read
Breaking News! Lunch Ladies Win At Hexploitation Fest: "Just Give Them The Award & End This Curse"
Breaking News! The Lunch Ladies have pulled off their third and final hex at Hexploitation Film Fest to take home Best Comedic Short. ...


Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 16, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Win Best Short At MidWest WeirdFest - No Longer In Denial That They're Weird
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are not only weird, but have embraced their weirdness after winning Best...


Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 14, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Nominated For Two Awards At Hexploitation Film Fest - Under Investigation By Mounties
The Lunch Ladies, who are rumored to dabble in witchcraft, are under investigation by the Canadian Mounted Police after pulling off a...


Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 27, 20181 min read
Director JM Logan Fights Lunch Ladies For Stolen Oregon Scream Week Award
Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Four Square and other annoying social media websites are on fire today with the news that...


Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 20, 20182 min read
Famous Monsters Silver Scream Fest Awards Lunch Ladies Best Short After They Cut Tantrum And Create
The dark web has confirmed that the Famous Monsters Silver Scream Film Fest awarded the Lunch Ladies Best Short soon after the women cut...


Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 19, 20181 min read
JM Logan Wins Best Director at Oregon Scream Week - Lunch Ladies Steal Award “We're Innocent”
Reports have surfaced that the Lunch Ladies have struck again, this time by stealing the best director certificate awarded to JM Logan...


Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 15, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Develop Huge Egos After Winning Best North American Short At Nevermore Film Fest - &quo
The Lunch Ladies have developed huge egos after winning "Best North American Short" at Nevermore Film Fest. Apparently, the women are...


Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 13, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Stuff Ballot Box End Up With Five Nominations From Oregon Scream Week
The dark web is investigating rumors that the Lunch Ladies have participated in election fraud on their quest to become celebrities -...


Clarissa Jacobson
Dec 14, 20171 min read
SOUR GRAPES! Editor Amelia Allwarden Wins Best Editing At Mumbai Fest - Lunch Ladies Furious
Editor Amelia Allwarden took home the Best Editing Award from the 6th Mumbai Shorts International Fest for her amazing work on the film. ...


Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 14, 20171 min read
Lunch Ladies Win At South African Horrorfest Even After LouAnne Dances Naked On National Monument
SHOCKING NEWS! South African Horrorfest announced their winners and hell if the Lunch Ladies didn't take home Best Comedy Short EVEN...


Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 24, 20171 min read
Lunch Ladies Win Best Horror Comedy at Atlanta Horror Fest - Principal Grossfetig Hijacks Trophy
Fresh off the heels of winning Best Horror Comedy at Nightmares Film Fest the Ladies got the surprise news that they won Best Horror...


Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 23, 20171 min read
The Lunch Ladies Wake Up From Nightmares to Win Best Horror Comedy!
Let's be honest. The past two decades have been a flipping nightmare for the ladies. No respect, no love, no Johnny Depp. So, imagine...


Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 17, 20171 min read
Nominated For Nightmares Fest Best Horror Comedy, Harry Winston Gifts Lunch Ladies Diamond Tiaras
The Lunch Ladies are thrilled to be attending the Nightmares Fest this week but are even more excited about the diamond tiaras the...
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