#Awards

Lunch Ladies Win Nevermore's & Jay Kay's Best Horror Shorts Of 2018 - "Scr*w You, Oscars"

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 18, 20192 min read

Lunch Ladies Win Nevermore's & Jay Kay's Best Horror Shorts Of 2018 - "Scr*w You, Oscars"

In a shocking display of bad sportsmanship, the Lunch Ladies - who were qualified for the 2019 Oscars but did not get a nom - have gone...

"VOTE FOR US PLEAZE!" Lunch Ladies Harass Folks For Votes At Gruesome Magazine

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 14, 20192 min read

"VOTE FOR US PLEAZE!" Lunch Ladies Harass Folks For Votes At Gruesome Magazine

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been harassing folks like yourself everywhere to vote for them in Gruesome...

Lunch Ladies Win People's Choice At Greece's Anatomy Festival - Doctors Fear Greeks Going Senile

Clarissa Jacobson

Nov 19, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Win People's Choice At Greece's Anatomy Festival - Doctors Fear Greeks Going Senile

Medical specialists across the world are concerned one of the oldest civilizations is going senile. Apparently, Greece's dance with...

Lunch Ladies Win Best Foreign Short At MABO Puerto Rico & Score Love From Reviewers - Haters Gripe

Clarissa Jacobson

Oct 16, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Win Best Foreign Short At MABO Puerto Rico & Score Love From Reviewers - Haters Gripe

Festival de Cortometrajes de MABO awarded the Lunch Ladies this awesome handmade trophy done by a Puerto Rican artist. IN TOP NEWS TODAY:...

Lunch Ladies Display Awards From Women In Horror, Austin Revolution, Fargo And NOLA Horror

Clarissa Jacobson

Oct 9, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Display Awards From Women In Horror, Austin Revolution, Fargo And NOLA Horror

Winner of Two Awards At Women In Horror Audience Award for Lunch Ladies Best Performance for Donna Pieroni JUST IN! In an astounding,...

Lunch Ladies Use The Luck Of The Irish Against The Irish To Screen At Kerry Film Festival

Clarissa Jacobson

Oct 1, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Use The Luck Of The Irish Against The Irish To Screen At Kerry Film Festival

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have used the luck of the Irish against the Irish to finagle a screening from the Kerry...

Lunch Ladies Win Big At Italy's Fano Fest - Celebrate By Stealing A Ferrari

Clarissa Jacobson

Sep 27, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Win Big At Italy's Fano Fest - Celebrate By Stealing A Ferrari

In a shocking display of poor judgment, the Lunch Ladies have been forced to flee Italy after stealing a Ferrari and speeding through...

Lunch Ladies Demand Salary Raise After Wins At FilmQuest, Dragon Con And Noms From NOLA Horror

Clarissa Jacobson

Sep 18, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Demand Salary Raise After Wins At FilmQuest, Dragon Con And Noms From NOLA Horror

Just in! The Lunch Ladies have demanded a $2.50 weekly raise from Melvin High after winning at FilmQuest* and Dragon Con* and scoring...

Double Whammy! Lunch Ladies Win Best Short At HorrorHound Fest And Head To Fargo Fantastic Festival

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 28, 20181 min read

Double Whammy! Lunch Ladies Win Best Short At HorrorHound Fest And Head To Fargo Fantastic Festival

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have had a double whammy this week. They won best short at HorrorHound Film Festival and...

Another Annoying Blog - Lunch Ladies Get Three Noms At Women In Horror & To Screen At HorrorQuest

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 21, 20182 min read

Another Annoying Blog - Lunch Ladies Get Three Noms At Women In Horror & To Screen At HorrorQuest

It's time for another annoying blog with some more annoying Lunch Ladies good news! The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for Best Horror...

Amelia Allwarden Wins Best Editing At Rhode Island Int'l Film Fest - Smug Lunch Ladies

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 13, 20182 min read

Amelia Allwarden Wins Best Editing At Rhode Island Int'l Film Fest - Smug Lunch Ladies

JUST IN! The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are smug after Amelia Allwarden took home Best Editing at Flickers' Rhode...

Lunch Ladies Annoy Everyone With Happy Dance After Six Noms From FilmQuest And Nom From HorrorHound

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 7, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Annoy Everyone With Happy Dance After Six Noms From FilmQuest And Nom From HorrorHound

The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for six awards* at FilmQuest and Best Short at HorrorHound Weekend confirming reports that they are...

Lunch Ladies Up To Same Old Sh*t - Badger Beleaguered Austin Revolution Film Fest Into Seven Noms

Clarissa Jacobson

Jul 12, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Up To Same Old Sh*t - Badger Beleaguered Austin Revolution Film Fest Into Seven Noms

It's astounding, but yes, the Lunch Ladies are up to the same old sh*t. This time they've badgered a beleaguered Austin Revolution Film...

Unethical Lunch Ladies Attempt To Take Credit For Best Soundtrack Win At Cryptshow Festival

Clarissa Jacobson

Jul 10, 20182 min read

Unethical Lunch Ladies Attempt To Take Credit For Best Soundtrack Win At Cryptshow Festival

In a shocking display of unethical behavior, the Lunch Ladies attempted to take credit for composer, Antoni M. March and band, Fire The...

Lunch Ladies WIN Best Horror at Film Leben Fest In Germany - Pass Out From Excitement

Clarissa Jacobson

Jun 14, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies WIN Best Horror at Film Leben Fest In Germany - Pass Out From Excitement

In a startling turn of events, the Lunch Ladies have won Best Horror at the Film Leben Festival, and have passed out from the excitement.*...

Lunch Ladies WIN at Post Mortem Fest In Mexico - Up All Night Celebrating With Mexican Hat Dance

Clarissa Jacobson

Jun 12, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies WIN at Post Mortem Fest In Mexico - Up All Night Celebrating With Mexican Hat Dance

The Lunch Ladies have collapsed into their twin beds in exhaustion after dancing the Mexican Hat Dance all night in celebration of their...

Lunch Ladies Win Two Awards At Crimson Horror Film Fest - People Are Really Getting Sick Of Them

Clarissa Jacobson

May 29, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Win Two Awards At Crimson Horror Film Fest - People Are Really Getting Sick Of Them

The int'l spy network has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have won Best Short and Best Actress at the Crimson Screen Horror Film Fest and...

Lunch Ladies Get Perms After Crimson Screen Horror Nominates Them For Best Short And Regret It

Clarissa Jacobson

May 10, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Get Perms After Crimson Screen Horror Nominates Them For Best Short And Regret It

Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies got perms and regret it after the Crimson Screen Horror Film Fest...

Lunch Ladies Terrified After Crimson Fest Nominates Donna Pieroni For Best Actress - "Who's Donna?"

Clarissa Jacobson

May 8, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Terrified After Crimson Fest Nominates Donna Pieroni For Best Actress - "Who's Donna?"

Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are terrified after the recent nomination Donna Pieroni received for Best...

Lunch Ladies Furious At Nomination For Best Special EFX Award From Crimson Screen Horror Fest

Clarissa Jacobson

May 3, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Furious At Nomination For Best Special EFX Award From Crimson Screen Horror Fest

Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are furious after their SFX team received a nomination for Best Special...

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