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Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 5, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Manifest Great Review From Midnight Horror Show - "This Positive Thinking Crap Works!"
Reports have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have pulled off an incredible feat of mind power by MANIFESTING an awesome review from...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jan 4, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Thrilled to Get First Lousy Rating on IMDb - "Haters Are Awesome"
The Lunch Ladies are celebrating after getting their first "1" rating on IMDb. Said Seretta, puffing on a cigarillo: "It was really...
Clarissa Jacobson
Dec 21, 20171 min read
Lunch Ladies Worried Santa Won't Bring Them Johnny Depp Collector Mugs They Asked For
The Lunch Ladies have had a fantastic year. Bribing, Lying, Cheating, Stealing, Murder, a few film fests... everything has been so...
Clarissa Jacobson
Dec 13, 20171 min read
Lunch Ladies Robocall Australia's Flickerfest - "Screen Us Or Else"
Reports have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies robocalled Australia's prestigious Flickerfest 24/7 before being selected to screen. ...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 2, 20172 min read
Lunch Ladies Kicked Out Of Western Hemisphere - Head To Eastern Hemisphere For Night of Horror Fest
The Lunch Ladies had too much fun at The Morbido Fest in Mexico City and the South African Horrorfest in Cape Town; prompting authorities...
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