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Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 10, 20172 min read
BREAKING NEWS! Reviewer For Film Classics Virgin Propositions The Lunch Ladies
It's no secret that the Lunch Ladies are extremely sexy ladies. In fact, ever since they began washing their pits with Twisted...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 8, 20171 min read
The Lunch Ladies Cozy Up To The Film Coterie Proving Ass Kissing Really Does Work
The Lunch Ladies will do anything to get a little publicity. When they found out The Film Coterie, would be doing a recap on Nightmares...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 7, 20171 min read
Beats, Boxing & Mayhem - Lunch Ladies Google Themselves At Least An Hour A Day
What happens when you finally get some appreciation after spending the majority of your life being an overworked, underpaid high school...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 26, 20172 min read
Psychic Celluloid YouTube Review: "The Lunch Ladies Did A Fantastic Job! They Were So Gross!"
The Lunch Ladies just got their very first YouTube Review from three discerning dudes known as PSYCHIC CELLULOID SIGNALS. It was...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 25, 20171 min read
Lake Wobegon Lunch Ladies, Purple Rain, Minnesota Nice and Hastings Star Gazette
Writer/Producer Clarissa Jacobson, even though she now loves the warmth and smog of Los Angeles, is proud to hail from the Land of Sky...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 20, 20171 min read
The Surgeons Of Horror Gleefully Dissect The Lunch Ladies!
Lights, Blood, ACTION! Paul Farrell of Surgeons of Horror, the smart and insightful British podcast and reviewer of horror films old and...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 16, 20171 min read
We Are Moving Stories Pulls Off The Impossible! A Moving Interview About the Lunch Ladies!
Who knew it was even possible! BUT YES! We Are Moving Stories was able to pull off a moving interview with ME about the Lunch Ladies....
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 13, 20171 min read
1428 Elm Street Pisses Off Cheerleader: "Lunch Ladies: Hilarious Short Needs To Be A Feature"
What an awesome Friday the 13th!!! Jeremy Dick of FanSided Network's 1428 Elm Street is giving Alexis the Cheerleader a run for her...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 6, 20171 min read
Dread Central Says: "Fans of Black Comedy Rejoice! Lunch Ladies is a Viciously Amusing Short"
The Lunch Ladies are basking in the big time with a freaking awesome review and a news story from Dread Central's Travis Mullins who...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 4, 20172 min read
Lunch Ladies Review from Hot Sisters Who Wrote The Night Owl Chronicles: "Lunch Ladies Rocked!
The Garcia Sisters, Aussie Authors of The Night Owl Chronicles - creepy, kickass books that'll keep you awake at night - took a break...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 29, 20171 min read
Pop Horror Editor: "Lunch Ladies Is Hands Down One Of The Best Horror Comedies I've Seen This Year"
The Lunch Ladies have been so abused by Principal Grossfetig and those delinquents at Melvin High that they're having a hard time...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 27, 20171 min read
Ubiquitous Horror Discovers Where Lunch Ladies Hides The Body
Ubiquitous Horror - Journalist Siobahn Harris' website of insightful horror movie reviews and thoughts on all things that bring the fear...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 21, 20171 min read
Zombie Girl Takes A Break From Gnawing A Femur To Growl "Lunch Ladies is My New Fave Dark Comedy"
Journalist, Los Angeles Zombie Girl set aside a bloody femur and forwent her usual dessert of Flesh McNuggets to scribble up a delicious...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 31, 20171 min read
Deborah Voorhees of Friday the 13th Screams "Lunch Ladies is hysterical... and DEAD ON."
The Lunch Ladies were super flattered that Deborah Voorhees - Filmmaker, Director, Writer and B-Scream Starlet of Friday the 13th, Part...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 25, 20171 min read
Ubiquitous Horror Says "Lunch Ladies Is A Weirdly Whimsical Film"
Siobahn Harris, writer of the wonderfully twisted Ubiquitous Horror Blog says: "Lunch Ladies is a dark comedy that brings the cheese in...
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