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Clarissa Jacobson
May 28, 20181 min read
Greedy Lunch Ladies To Screen At Post Mortem Film Fest - "We Can't Get Enough Of Mexico"
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies are riding high after their official selection by the Post Mortem International Horror & Bizarre Film Fest in...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 24, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Selection of Hollywood Horrorfest After Sending Programmers "Lucky" Severed Finger
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are an official selection of the Hollywood Horrorfest after sending programmers what...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 23, 20181 min read
SHOCKING EXPOSÉ! Lunch Ladies Head To SouthSide Film Fest After "Sharing" Philly Cheesesteak Recipe
Shocking Exposé! Reporters from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are an official selection of Pennsylvania's SouthSide...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 18, 20181 min read
Confused Lunch Ladies Head To Olbia Film Market - Don't Understand What A Film Market Is
The dark web has confirmed that The Lunch Ladies will be heading to Olbia Film Market in Italy, but are confused about what a film market...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 10, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Get Perms After Crimson Screen Horror Nominates Them For Best Short And Regret It
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies got perms and regret it after the Crimson Screen Horror Film Fest...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 8, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Terrified After Crimson Fest Nominates Donna Pieroni For Best Actress - "Who's Donna?"
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are terrified after the recent nomination Donna Pieroni received for Best...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 3, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Furious At Nomination For Best Special EFX Award From Crimson Screen Horror Fest
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are furious after their SFX team received a nomination for Best Special...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 1, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Denied Red Carpet At Artemis Film Fest Even After Paying To Walk It "We're Honored"
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies were denied the red carpet at Artemis "Women In Action" Film Fest even after paying to...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 30, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Win At BoneBat "Comedy Of Horrors" Fest After Spiking Judge's Organic Coffee
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have won Viewers Choice Award for Best Live Action Short at BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors"...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 26, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies To Screen At Gen Con Fest Where They Will Cosplay As Johnny Depp Siamese Twins
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies will be screening at Indiana's Gen Con Fest where they will cosplay as Johnny Depp...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 25, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Oklahoma For deadCenter Film Fest - Plan To Suck It Up And Eat Okra Like Locals
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to Oklahoma for the deadCenter film Festival where they plan to suck it up...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 17, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Still Plaguing Clermont-Ferrand Programmers - Tag Along To La Criée Tout Court Fest
The dark web has confirmed that Clermont-Ferrand Film Fest is stuck with the Lunch Ladies again and are lamenting "We'll never get rid of...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 16, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To France Again - Glom Unto Détours en Cinécourt Film Fest
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to France again; this time by glomming on to Détours en Cinécourt in...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 12, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Off To Bentonville Fest - Will O.D. On Cola, Shop Walmart & Girl Crush On Geena Davis
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to Arkansas for the Bentonville Film Fest where they will O.D. on Coca-Cola,...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 11, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Resurrect Gods Of Terror And Fear Forcing Greece's Horrorant Film Fest To Program Them
In a shocking turn of events, the Lunch Ladies have succeeded in becoming the only USA short film out of thirty-seven to screen at the...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 6, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Official Selection Of Crimson Screen Fest After Delivering Programmers Tainted Clover
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are celebrating with some Joan Jett karaoke after successfully delivering...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 3, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Win At Glasgow Horror Fest After Bravely Eating Haggis And Liking It
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been awarded Honorable Mention in Glasgow Horror Fest's Breakout Shorts Section...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 2, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Motor City Nightmares Fest With Plans To Raise The Ghost Of Jim Morrison
The Lunch Ladies are partying hard after learning they're an official selection of the Motor City Nightmares Horror Expo and Film...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 26, 20181 min read
Breaking News! Lunch Ladies Win At Hexploitation Fest: "Just Give Them The Award & End This Curse"
Breaking News! The Lunch Ladies have pulled off their third and final hex at Hexploitation Film Fest to take home Best Comedic Short. ...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 22, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Off To Seattle's BoneBat "Comedy Of Horrors" Fest - Will Drink Coffee & Wear Hoodies
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the chronically unhip Lunch Ladies are an official selection of the BoneBat "Comedy Of...
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