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Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 19, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Réunion Island In Indian Ocean for Soirée Du Court Film Fest - Volcano Erupts
The dark web has confirmed that a volcano has erupted in fury on Réunion Island after the discovery that the Lunch Ladies will be...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 18, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Demand Salary Raise After Wins At FilmQuest, Dragon Con And Noms From NOLA Horror
Just in! The Lunch Ladies have demanded a $2.50 weekly raise from Melvin High after winning at FilmQuest* and Dragon Con* and scoring...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 17, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Cash In On The Power Of Minnesota Nice - Twin Cities Film Fest Forced To Program Them
In a shocking turn of events, the Lunch Ladies have secured a selection at the Twin Cities Film Fest after cashing in on the power of...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 12, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies A Selection Of Bend Film Fest - Hopeful They Won't Embarrass Bend Native Shayna Weber
The Lunch Ladies are flying high with their recent selection by the Bend Film Fest in Oregon and have gone on record to say they're...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 4, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Threaten Idaho Horror Film Fest Into A Selection By Pummeling Their Offices With Spuds
JUST IN! In a shocking show of poor taste, the Lunch Ladies have threatened the Idaho Horror Film Festival into a selection by pummeling...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 3, 20181 min read
Blame It On Rio! Lunch Ladies Win Best At Les Femmes And Head to Brazil's Hell De Janeiro
JUST IN! News outlets across the world are blaming it on Rio after discovering that the Lunch Ladies have scored a Best Dark Comedy Jury...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 29, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Pull A Fast One - Go To Strasbourg Fantastic Fest By Cashing In On Frequent Flier Miles
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have pulled a fast one and are heading to Strasbourg European Fantastic Film Festival by...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 28, 20181 min read
Double Whammy! Lunch Ladies Win Best Short At HorrorHound Fest And Head To Fargo Fantastic Festival
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have had a double whammy this week. They won best short at HorrorHound Film Festival and...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 27, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies DUPED By Clermont-Ferrand! Head To Korea For SESIFF
Reports are confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to Asia again after being duped by Clermont-Ferrand Film Fest into believing they...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 22, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Quebec City Film Fest To Pedal Fresh Tourtière And Bastardize French Language
Just in! The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are a selection of the Quebec City Film Festival where they will pedal fresh...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 21, 20182 min read
Another Annoying Blog - Lunch Ladies Get Three Noms At Women In Horror & To Screen At HorrorQuest
It's time for another annoying blog with some more annoying Lunch Ladies good news! The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for Best Horror...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 20, 20181 min read
Dark Lord Grants Lunch Ladies Wildest Fantasy By Forcing Germany's Fantasy Filmfest To Screen Them
Reports across the world are aflame with the news that the Lunch Ladies are an official selection of Germany's Fantasy Filmfest after The...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 17, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Paris For L'Étrange Festival After Cutting An Incredible Deal With Them
The Lunch Ladies have made it to Paris for the L'Étrange Festival after cutting an incredible deal with programmers: "Screen us or end up...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 10, 20181 min read
Breaking News! Lunch Ladies Make It To Portugal For Motel/X Film Fest After Using FADO Against Them
Breaking news! The Lunch Ladies have made it to Portugal for the MotelX Horror Festival and have done it by hijacking a Portuguese...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 7, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Annoy Everyone With Happy Dance After Six Noms From FilmQuest And Nom From HorrorHound
The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for six awards* at FilmQuest and Best Short at HorrorHound Weekend confirming reports that they are...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 6, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Women In Horror Film Fest After Spouting Dry Feminist Theory 24/7
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to Atlanta's Women In Horror Film Fest (WHIFF) after spouting dry feminist...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 3, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To New Orleans for NOLA Horror Film Fest After Using Voodoo Spell On Programmers
Once again, the Lunch Ladies have employed nefarious means to get ahead. This time it's Voodoo, and they've used it to score a selection...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 2, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To HorrorHound Weekend After Hypnotizing Programmers With A Mace And Chain
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to the largest convention in the US - HorrorHound Weekend - after...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 1, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Mexico's Feratum Fest After Holding Ritual Pot Pie Sacrifice To Aztec God
The dark web is abuzz with the news that the Lunch Ladies are heading to Mexico's Feratum Fantastic Fest after holding a ritual pot pie...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 31, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Furious That Hollywood Horrorfest Awards Alicia & Ray Ho Best Production Design
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies are hopping mad over husband-wife team Ray & Alicia Ho winning Best Production Design this past weekend at...
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