Clarissa Jacobson
Lunch Ladies Schmooze Their Way Onto Hellarious Blu-Ray Anthology - Piss Off A Very Important Film
Top sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies, who have been wreaking havoc for two straight years, have now pissed off A Very...
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Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 29, 20192 min read
Old News! Lunch Ladies Screens On Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Show - Crew Avoids Tapas
Old News, but sh*t you need to know! The Lunch Ladies garnered a spot on Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Program and showed up to set with...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 14, 20192 min read
Inspired by Wile E. Coyote, Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks All At Once
Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks!
Clarissa Jacobson
Dec 12, 20182 min read
Uruguay! Lunch Ladies Fly South For The Winter For Montevideo Fantástico Fest - Say "F-You, Cold"
The Lunch Ladies are almost done with their film festival run but continue to create problems. This time they have wormed their way into...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 19, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Win People's Choice At Greece's Anatomy Festival - Doctors Fear Greeks Going Senile
Medical specialists across the world are concerned one of the oldest civilizations is going senile. Apparently, Greece's dance with...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 13, 20182 min read
Shocking Exposé! Canal+ Picks Up Brazen Lunch Ladies After They Flirt With Them At Clermont-Ferrand
Shocking Exposé! Canal+, the French Premium Cable Channel, has admittedly picked up the Lunch Ladies for Top Of The Shorts and MyCanal...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 5, 20182 min read
Film Coterie Gifts Lunch Ladies Swag Bags At Nightmares Film Fest - Include Creepy Teddy Bear
Last year, the Lunch Ladies screened at Nightmares Film Fest where they won their very first award - Best Horror Comedy. It's hard to...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 31, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Stuff MX Film Fest in Mexico City After Threatening To Open Burrito Stand
Breaking news! The Lunch Ladies are are an official selection of Stuff MX Film Festival in Mexico City after they threatened to open a...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 18, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To London For Soho Horror And Misty Moon Fest - Will Ride Double Decker Bus
Breaking news! The Lunch Ladies have finally made to London for the Soho Horror and Misty Moon Film Festivals where they will ride a...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 16, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Win Best Foreign Short At MABO Puerto Rico & Score Love From Reviewers - Haters Gripe
Festival de Cortometrajes de MABO awarded the Lunch Ladies this awesome handmade trophy done by a Puerto Rican artist. IN TOP NEWS TODAY:...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 15, 20182 min read
The Oracle Has Spoken! Lunch Ladies At Anatomy Horror, Buried Alive, Vortex, Á Nous De Voir...
THE LUNCH LADIES CANNOT BE STOPPED! Film Fests: Anatomy Crime & Horror, Freak Show, Buried Alive, Bull City, IKUSKA, Flickers' Vortex,...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 10, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Infiltrate New York - Swim Upstream Through Finger Lakes To Crash Ithaca Fantastik Fest
IN TOP NEWS TODAY: The Lunch Ladies have infiltrated New York by swimming upstream through the Finger Lakes, crashing Ithaca Fantastik...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 9, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Display Awards From Women In Horror, Austin Revolution, Fargo And NOLA Horror
Winner of Two Awards At Women In Horror Audience Award for Lunch Ladies Best Performance for Donna Pieroni JUST IN! In an astounding,...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 8, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Garner Selection From Knoxville Horror Fest By Getting Them Drunk On Lunch Lady Whiskey
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have scored a selection at the Knoxville Horror Film Fest after getting programmers...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 4, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Spain's Nocturna Madrid After Befriending Cuddly Pal With "Great Personality"
Reports are confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are off to Nocturna Madrid International Fantastic Film Festival after befriending a cuddly...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 2, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Kansas' Tallgrass Fest By Conjuring Cyclone & Enlisting Help Of Flying Monkeys
Breaking News! The Lunch Ladies have conjured a cyclone and enlisted the help of flying monkeys to score a selection at Kansas'...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 1, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Use The Luck Of The Irish Against The Irish To Screen At Kerry Film Festival
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have used the luck of the Irish against the Irish to finagle a screening from the Kerry...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 27, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Win Big At Italy's Fano Fest - Celebrate By Stealing A Ferrari
In a shocking display of poor judgment, the Lunch Ladies have been forced to flee Italy after stealing a Ferrari and speeding through...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 25, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Score Italian Premiere At Fano Film Fest - Excited To Eat As Much Cannoli As Possible
News outlets across the world have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have scored their Italian premiere at the Fano Film Festival where...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 20, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Fenêtres Sur Courts in Dijon After Exhausting Them With "Pass The Grey Poupon"
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies are heading to France again, this time for Fenêtres Sur Courts in Dijon, after exhausting programmers with...
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