Cast & Crew

Lunch Ladies A Selection Of Bend Film Fest - Hopeful They Won't Embarrass Bend Native Shayna Weber

Clarissa Jacobson

Sep 12, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies A Selection Of Bend Film Fest - Hopeful They Won't Embarrass Bend Native Shayna Weber

The Lunch Ladies are flying high with their recent selection by the Bend Film Fest in Oregon and have gone on record to say they're...

Lunch Ladies Furious That Hollywood Horrorfest Awards Alicia & Ray Ho Best Production Design

Clarissa Jacobson

Jul 31, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Furious That Hollywood Horrorfest Awards Alicia & Ray Ho Best Production Design

JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies are hopping mad over husband-wife team Ray & Alicia Ho winning Best Production Design this past weekend at...

Unethical Lunch Ladies Attempt To Take Credit For Best Soundtrack Win At Cryptshow Festival

Clarissa Jacobson

Jul 10, 20182 min read

Unethical Lunch Ladies Attempt To Take Credit For Best Soundtrack Win At Cryptshow Festival

In a shocking display of unethical behavior, the Lunch Ladies attempted to take credit for composer, Antoni M. March and band, Fire The...

Lunch Ladies Terrified After Crimson Fest Nominates Donna Pieroni For Best Actress - "Who's Donna?"

Clarissa Jacobson

May 8, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Terrified After Crimson Fest Nominates Donna Pieroni For Best Actress - "Who's Donna?"

Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are terrified after the recent nomination Donna Pieroni received for Best...

Lunch Ladies Furious At Nomination For Best Special EFX Award From Crimson Screen Horror Fest

Clarissa Jacobson

May 3, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Furious At Nomination For Best Special EFX Award From Crimson Screen Horror Fest

Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are furious after their SFX team received a nomination for Best Special...

Horror Happens Radio Host Jay Kay Admits "Sh*t Happens" After Interviewing Lunch Ladies Writer/Prod

Clarissa Jacobson

Feb 28, 20181 min read

Horror Happens Radio Host Jay Kay Admits "Sh*t Happens" After Interviewing Lunch Ladies Writer/Prod

Jay Kay of Horror Happens Radio has admitted that he interviewed Clarissa Jacobson, the writer/producer of Lunch Ladies, and has no...

Director JM Logan Fights Lunch Ladies For Stolen Oregon Scream Week Award

Clarissa Jacobson

Feb 27, 20181 min read

Director JM Logan Fights Lunch Ladies For Stolen Oregon Scream Week Award

Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Four Square and other annoying social media websites are on fire today with the news that...

JM Logan Wins Best Director at Oregon Scream Week - Lunch Ladies Steal Award “We're Innocent”

Clarissa Jacobson

Feb 19, 20181 min read

JM Logan Wins Best Director at Oregon Scream Week - Lunch Ladies Steal Award “We're Innocent”

Reports have surfaced that the Lunch Ladies have struck again, this time by stealing the best director certificate awarded to JM Logan...

Lunch Ladies Threaten Gore Maestro Matt Falletta "You Will Attend Nevermore Film Festival Or Else"

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 29, 20182 min read

Lunch Ladies Threaten Gore Maestro Matt Falletta "You Will Attend Nevermore Film Festival Or Else"

In typical Hollywood backstabbing behavior, The Lunch Ladies have threatened their very own Matt Falletta - SFX Supervisor and Exec....

Lunch Ladies Try To Be Graceful On Red Carpet - Ballet Choreographer Rebecca Ruschell: "No Dice"

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 22, 20181 min read

Lunch Ladies Try To Be Graceful On Red Carpet - Ballet Choreographer Rebecca Ruschell: "No Dice"

The Lunch Ladies have been working hard at making themselves over now that "fame" is knocking on their door. Most recently, they...

Lunch Ladies Learn To Saber A Champagne Bottle On YouTube In Prep For New Years - Put Out Cat's Eye

Clarissa Jacobson

Dec 27, 20172 min read

Lunch Ladies Learn To Saber A Champagne Bottle On YouTube In Prep For New Years - Put Out Cat's Eye

Sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have put out a cat's eye. It appears that Seretta and LouAnne spend hours on YouTube...

JUST IN! Lunch Ladies Take Hip Hop From Film's Choreographer Monika Smith In Effort To Be "Fly"

Clarissa Jacobson

Dec 18, 20171 min read

JUST IN! Lunch Ladies Take Hip Hop From Film's Choreographer Monika Smith In Effort To Be "Fly"

With the holidays and several film fests looming - Famous Monsters Silver Scream, Flickerfest, the à la carte section of Clermont-Ferrand...

SOUR GRAPES! Editor Amelia Allwarden Wins Best Editing At Mumbai Fest - Lunch Ladies Furious

Clarissa Jacobson

Dec 14, 20171 min read

SOUR GRAPES! Editor Amelia Allwarden Wins Best Editing At Mumbai Fest - Lunch Ladies Furious

Editor Amelia Allwarden took home the Best Editing Award from the 6th Mumbai Shorts International Fest for her amazing work on the film. ...

Writer/Producer Travels 1,850 Miles to See The Lunch Ladies in Mexico and Fails

Clarissa Jacobson

Nov 1, 20172 min read

Writer/Producer Travels 1,850 Miles to See The Lunch Ladies in Mexico and Fails

Writer/Producer Clarissa Jacobson smiles on the red carpet 24 hours before failing massively to see the Lunch Ladies international...

Clarissa Jacobson

May 31, 20171 min read

The Lunch Lady Baby Is Born

We don't know what it is about this production, but babies like it. Our producer, Shayna Weber wasn't able to make the shoot because her...

Clarissa Jacobson

Mar 21, 20171 min read

Smarty The One Eyed Hamster - RIP

It is with sadness we report the demise of Smarty The One Eyed Hamster. Smarty played a pivotal role in our classroom scene, never...

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