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Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 12, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Up To Same Old Sh*t - Badger Beleaguered Austin Revolution Film Fest Into Seven Noms
It's astounding, but yes, the Lunch Ladies are up to the same old sh*t. This time they've badgered a beleaguered Austin Revolution Film...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 10, 20182 min read
Unethical Lunch Ladies Attempt To Take Credit For Best Soundtrack Win At Cryptshow Festival
In a shocking display of unethical behavior, the Lunch Ladies attempted to take credit for composer, Antoni M. March and band, Fire The...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 14, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies WIN Best Horror at Film Leben Fest In Germany - Pass Out From Excitement
In a startling turn of events, the Lunch Ladies have won Best Horror at the Film Leben Festival, and have passed out from the excitement.*...
Clarissa Jacobson
Jun 12, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies WIN at Post Mortem Fest In Mexico - Up All Night Celebrating With Mexican Hat Dance
The Lunch Ladies have collapsed into their twin beds in exhaustion after dancing the Mexican Hat Dance all night in celebration of their...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 29, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Win Two Awards At Crimson Horror Film Fest - People Are Really Getting Sick Of Them
The int'l spy network has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have won Best Short and Best Actress at the Crimson Screen Horror Film Fest and...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 10, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Get Perms After Crimson Screen Horror Nominates Them For Best Short And Regret It
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies got perms and regret it after the Crimson Screen Horror Film Fest...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 8, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Terrified After Crimson Fest Nominates Donna Pieroni For Best Actress - "Who's Donna?"
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are terrified after the recent nomination Donna Pieroni received for Best...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 3, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Furious At Nomination For Best Special EFX Award From Crimson Screen Horror Fest
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are furious after their SFX team received a nomination for Best Special...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 30, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Win At BoneBat "Comedy Of Horrors" Fest After Spiking Judge's Organic Coffee
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have won Viewers Choice Award for Best Live Action Short at BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors"...
Clarissa Jacobson
Apr 3, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Win At Glasgow Horror Fest After Bravely Eating Haggis And Liking It
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been awarded Honorable Mention in Glasgow Horror Fest's Breakout Shorts Section...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 26, 20181 min read
Breaking News! Lunch Ladies Win At Hexploitation Fest: "Just Give Them The Award & End This Curse"
Breaking News! The Lunch Ladies have pulled off their third and final hex at Hexploitation Film Fest to take home Best Comedic Short. ...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 16, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Win Best Short At MidWest WeirdFest - No Longer In Denial That They're Weird
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are not only weird, but have embraced their weirdness after winning Best...
Clarissa Jacobson
Mar 14, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Nominated For Two Awards At Hexploitation Film Fest - Under Investigation By Mounties
The Lunch Ladies, who are rumored to dabble in witchcraft, are under investigation by the Canadian Mounted Police after pulling off a...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 27, 20181 min read
Director JM Logan Fights Lunch Ladies For Stolen Oregon Scream Week Award
Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Four Square and other annoying social media websites are on fire today with the news that...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 19, 20181 min read
JM Logan Wins Best Director at Oregon Scream Week - Lunch Ladies Steal Award “We're Innocent”
Reports have surfaced that the Lunch Ladies have struck again, this time by stealing the best director certificate awarded to JM Logan...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 13, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Stuff Ballot Box End Up With Five Nominations From Oregon Scream Week
The dark web is investigating rumors that the Lunch Ladies have participated in election fraud on their quest to become celebrities -...
Clarissa Jacobson
Dec 14, 20171 min read
SOUR GRAPES! Editor Amelia Allwarden Wins Best Editing At Mumbai Fest - Lunch Ladies Furious
Editor Amelia Allwarden took home the Best Editing Award from the 6th Mumbai Shorts International Fest for her amazing work on the film. ...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 14, 20171 min read
Lunch Ladies Win At South African Horrorfest Even After LouAnne Dances Naked On National Monument
SHOCKING NEWS! South African Horrorfest announced their winners and hell if the Lunch Ladies didn't take home Best Comedy Short EVEN...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 24, 20171 min read
Lunch Ladies Win Best Horror Comedy at Atlanta Horror Fest - Principal Grossfetig Hijacks Trophy
Fresh off the heels of winning Best Horror Comedy at Nightmares Film Fest the Ladies got the surprise news that they won Best Horror...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 23, 20171 min read
The Lunch Ladies Wake Up From Nightmares to Win Best Horror Comedy!
Let's be honest. The past two decades have been a flipping nightmare for the ladies. No respect, no love, no Johnny Depp. So, imagine...
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